Rubes by Leigh Rubin for February 18, 2018

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    GROG Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Well, they’re certainly not from California. Only happy cows come from California. Bum steers come frm Texas.

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    pschearer Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    It was a while ago, but for a brief time hospitals were doing routine DNA tests on newborns. This stopped when hospitals found that approximately 10% of infants were not the children of the father listed on the birth certificate.

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    Egrayjames  almost 7 years ago

    So Uncle Carl looks like he can now be called Uncle Dad.

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    PO' DAWG  almost 7 years ago

    She could not resist Uncle Carl’s long horn.

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    cuzinron47  almost 7 years ago

    I suspect there may have been a little in-breeding.

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    danketaz Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    By golly, a purple cow!

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    TLH1310 Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Recessive genes can mess up a family tree.

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