Herman by Jim Unger for February 28, 2018

Don’t you always ask the wrong people for directions?

And if it is?

“Just hang a left at Uranus…second planet on the right…you can’t miss it.”

Obviously, he has forgotten both the Joe Diffie song “Third Rock From the Sun” as well as the TV show by the same name.

That’s the Earth for you. Never a winner, always coming up third.

Earthlings aren’t the only ones who can’t read maps correctly.

….and i thought just vacationing in this country is a real hassle…

Hey, at least the alien stopped and asked for directions ! More than most earthlings would do.

Really? An advanced species with trans-light technology but no GPS?

YETHSIR ! Reminds me of the old Steve Allen show followed by all the rest of ’em with the “man in the street” questions !

Don’t tell him the truth, you don’t know what their kind is up to.

The question is who is the alien in this plot?

The alien was looking for some advanced forms of life, but couldn’t find any