Close to Home by John McPherson for February 23, 2018

He may be related to Brutus Thornapple.

Which of these six things doesn’t belong with the others?

That they happened to be my wives all at the same time was just coincidence.

So much for the reputation of Heaven!

Not discounting the emotional roller coaster such a one would be on, but at what point would a person start to say, ‘Maybe it’s me’? I would think that after the third marriage goes south, that maybe I’m doing something terribly wrong, that I would never inflict myself on womankind again, that’s it, I’m done. (Oh, she’s cute, and I just happen to be available.)

Bragging just a little here, but 1 wife, 30 years. I still have plenty of room to blame the wife if something goes wrong.

I had only one ex but am pretty sure I won’t be bumping into her where I hope to go, think it’ll be a lot warmer where she’s heading.

They took actual notes???

With 5 ex-wives, I kinda doubt he’d be in Heaven…

Looks like it’s going to be hell in heaven!

How the H did those five make into heaven, Ken too.

Oh crap. Ken died and went to Texas.

Eternity with my ex? That would be hell.

♪♪This could be heaven or this could be hell♪♪

Uh oh! Trouble brewing along the angels.

Ken’s just the sort who swears he’ll never find anyone again.

This ain’t heaven it’s Utah!

The way that kind of thing goes, they are probably not just only HIS ex-wives. This is going to get messy!

Luke 20:27-36

Trouble in Paradise. I’ll just have a cheesburger.

For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage but are like angels in heaven. Matthew 22:30