Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 06, 2018

Will Marty say “no mas” and give up?

They’re trying to get him to cut down on the booze, they’re just missing a comma – “No more, Moon!” Or maybe that’s no more moonshine.

No more Moon! No more Moon! NO MORE MOON! NO MORE MOON!

THAT made his eyeball explode!! Muhaha!!

It would great if the players on both teams, and the referees, took up the chant.

P1, Where’s Marty’s sippy cup? He’s gonna need it.

P2, Marty never has this problem during football season when he’s hiding in the Crap Shack.

P3, Hey! I’m broadcastin’ here!

This is it? This is the big protest? Bring back SIGNMAN, these kids need a lesson.

Marty misunderstood. One of the Milford players is wearing his pants too low with nothing on underneath.

Like a well made vodka martini, Moonpie is shaken, not stirred. These youthful ingrates need to take a lesson. WDIG provides a valuable service to the town of Milford and not much outside it. Where else can the town lush pretend he is a productive member of society?

Gil is probably highly amused.

In all reality , lighten up Marty it’s only one girl chanting the rest of the crowd are mouth breathers . Have a drink and tell the Mariachi to play louder .

It’s “freedom of speech,” Marty, so what can you do about it?

“Hey!….‘hic….I’m doooing a buhroadcast here…hic…”

Not so fast, whipper snappers! Marty is an old Get Smart fan and employs the Dome of Silence

Wow, where do R&W come up these ideas? Where talking MENSA here.

No mas luna!

Now I’m starting to understand why I had trouble listening to the Milford game last night.

Goodnight moon. Goodnight cow jumping over the moon. Goodnight light, and the red balloon.

I’ll have to remember this chant for the next lunar eclipse. (OK, google tells me the moon is still visible but appears red during lunar eclipses. Using joke anyway).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLOth-BuCNY

P4: “hi…we are live here at the milford mudlark dome and as you can tell, my female fan club is especially boisterous tonight…they are out in full force to cheer on the ’larks and support my unbiased play-by-play analysis…god, I just love ’em, they sure are adorable”

Well, he asked for it…