I got pat searched a few days ago by TSA. The agent was very careful to tell me exactly what he had to do so I wouldn’t be surprised or offended. I cracked him up when I told him I was a retired cop and was taught that if I didn’t offend the subject, I hadn’t searched him right. You can’t be timid when “frisking” a subject and yes, I often found contraband or weapons where the subject thought I wouldn’t check.
AKHenderson Premium Member over 6 years ago
In Soviet Russia you enter checkpoint. In America checkpoint enter you.
Superfrog over 6 years ago
A terminal disease?
J Short over 6 years ago
It might put an end to dating.
littlejohn Premium Member over 6 years ago
See no evil. Grope no evil? And hear no complaints?
Linguist over 6 years ago
TSA’s got it down pat !
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 6 years ago
No kidding, I got a full body pat down because my sweater had metallic threads in it!
Andrew Sleeth over 6 years ago
I was kind of hoping women would turn the tables and start groping men. I wouldn’t mind.
JP Steve Premium Member over 6 years ago
“And why you don’t charge for that strip search I’ll never know…”
…………..June Wheeler, Night CourtAirbender over 6 years ago
I got pat searched a few days ago by TSA. The agent was very careful to tell me exactly what he had to do so I wouldn’t be surprised or offended. I cracked him up when I told him I was a retired cop and was taught that if I didn’t offend the subject, I hadn’t searched him right. You can’t be timid when “frisking” a subject and yes, I often found contraband or weapons where the subject thought I wouldn’t check.