Pickles by Brian Crane for March 06, 2018

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 6 years ago

    Andy Capp couldn’t agree more with Earl on that note when Flo’s mum (and at times sister) come over.

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    cubswin2016  over 6 years ago

    I wonder how many muscles Opal uses when she turns over the recliner with Earl in it.

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    GROG Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The fewer the better.

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    Saddenedby Premium Member over 6 years ago

    when they ask me why I am frowning – I simply tell them I am in the middle of exercising all my face muscles and would they please go away and leave me alone.

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    jsimpso1  over 6 years ago

    Like a lot of old “wisdom” there’s no facts to back this one up. You actually use more muscles to smile than to frown http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2489/does-it-take-fewer-muscles-to-smile-than-it-does-to-frown/

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    cuzinron47  over 6 years ago

    Earl should say, “It’s OK, I need the exercise”.

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    Linguist  over 6 years ago

    You can pick a flower.

    You can pick a fight.

    You can pick your nose.

    But you can’t pick your relatives !

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    Rogers George Premium Member over 6 years ago

    …so he should smile—unless he wants a musclebound face!

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    Number Three  over 6 years ago

    I bet he loves her really.

    Haha.

    xxx

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    zeexenon  over 6 years ago

    That’s why they call them the quads.

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