F Minus by Tony Carrillo for February 27, 2018

Is there also soy almond milk that tastes like almonds, but made of soy?

There’s no such thing as soy milk; it’s soy juice. Milk requires a breast. (Sorry, folks, there’s no such thing as coconut milk, either.)

Almond soy – because sometimes you feel like a nut!

Is that John Hamm?

I’ll stick to my rice milk.

It would go well with my substitute tofu chicken burgers; they say it tastes just like tofu

We found out my 1-year old has a reaction to dairy, so we started giving him Almond Milk, and he took right to it without any trouble. I have no idea how he did that, because I tasted it, and it is AWFUL.

Soy it’ll kill you to a slow death. It is true.