Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 01, 2018

Once a sailor, always a sailor.

And of course the Dixie cup says, “No, I have a Norton on my a**.”

What have you done with the spoon, Norton?

Norton hadn’t noticed.

It’s actually there to hide the giant zit he obtained as a result of entering his second childhood 14 years ago, he is now in his second teenage hood.

And that was the worst answer I’ve ever posted… a new record!

He was hoping for a crossover with “Phoebe and Her Unicorn” but they turned him down.

A couple of possibilities come to mind.

1) Norton is missing the string that connected to another Dixie cup on his pal Ralph’s head. So they could always hear each other’s thoughts. OR

2) Norton replies “Trixie, where’s yours?”

She ain’t just whistling Dixie cup.

Is it obvious day already?

Norton is channeling while reading the newspaper.

I swear, I thought a dixie cub was part of a Southern made Bra

Norton’s in his cup(s).

Yeah, so, what of it?

Still trying to work the kinks out of that red Solo cup party thing.

Good morning Mudd and Gweedo.

https://youtu.be/3z-GwdaKrn8

He’s just trying to get that Dixie Chicks song out of his head…

Why, Norton, why?

It’s his disguise for sneaking up on wildebeest. You know, “Norton nears a gnu…”

What an idiot!

It’s to catch dribbles. He has a drinking problem.

It’s his informal wear, if he was in his formal wear he would have a Red Solo Cup.