a writer of outdoor humor (Patrick McManus) once wrote that if you have the urge to go ice fishing, first get a bucket of ice and water and stick your feet in it. Then have the wife pour a bucket of ice water down your neck and back. If you still want to go, go ahead, you’re just nuts enough to do it.
rebroxanna over 6 years ago
His IQ would be raised a few points if he was in a heated ice hut with a 12 pack of beer beside him.
Stevefk over 6 years ago
I once knew a guy who wanted to go ice fishing but didn’t think he had the strength to cut a hole big enough for his boat to fit in!
Egrayjames over 6 years ago
Glad to know I’m safe.
bbbmorrell over 6 years ago
What was that old joke? “How much do you have to hate your wife to go ice fishing?”
Zen-of-Zinfandel over 6 years ago
Alien plans can flounder.
Cerabooge over 6 years ago
They’re not dumb. Just crazy.
Saddenedby Premium Member over 6 years ago
a writer of outdoor humor (Patrick McManus) once wrote that if you have the urge to go ice fishing, first get a bucket of ice and water and stick your feet in it. Then have the wife pour a bucket of ice water down your neck and back. If you still want to go, go ahead, you’re just nuts enough to do it.