Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for March 09, 2018
March 08, 2018
March 12, 2018
Transcript:
Alien: Clerence, I seen Jeff and your sister pressing lungports down in the playpit. Clarence: Jeff! I thought you were my friend! Jeff: A beautiful pair of lungports trumps friendship, Clarence. Clarence: Well this weekend? When you're off camping with your dad? I'm gonna ork your mom's flange grove with my rear sensory integument. Jeff: No. Clarence: Your mom loves the integument, Jeff, she LOVES it.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member almost 7 years ago
“Integument”? Hey, this is a family newspaper!