Scenes from a Multiverse by Jon Rosenberg for September 17, 2018

On the other hand, the bean curd orgies not only have failed to produce a tofurkey egg, they’re really boring.

Did they try that thing that Jeff Goldblum used in The Fly?

Cool! Naked chicks and strutting coc…, er, roosters. Sounds like the next big thing in reality T.V. , I’d Watch that.

Can’t fool me. It’s an ordinary Klein bottle. They probably got it at the 0.99 Credit Store.

Godel, Escher, BACH bach bach bach bach BACH bach bac…