Lio by Mark Tatulli for November 23, 2010

The animals don’t like tofu. There may be hope for Dad yet.

Add more live rodents and crustaceans to the spread!

Ishy, Cybil, and Frank all agree, and it seems that Lio does also. So, what is ambiguous, to me at least, is which menu are they rejecting? –The one with real turkey, or the one with tofu?

Squid, cats, and snakes are all carnivores…so, clearly no tofurkey.

I’m having spaghetti

Put yourself in Dad’s shoes. What do you serve to a squid, a cat, a snake, and a pint sized psychopath?

Hmmm, the plot thickens.

I’m telling you dad, just give them their same meals and YOU go out and enjoy your Thanksgiving way YOU like it.

I’m having Tur-Duc-Hen for Thanksgiving and Roast Pork for Christmas. No squid or cat.

I know the snake and Cybil want roast rat in a tangerine sauce. Ishy probably wants shrimp-a-la-mode.

The reviews are in, and the critics are brutal!

fish fillets, go mrs paul

The first three like their meat raw, and preferably alive. Lio can just have turkey – no need to make a special meal for the spoiled brat! A picky eater will never starve to death if you don’t cater to his whims.

@ sandfan, “pint-sized psychopath” - lol, awesome!

There is room in this world for all God’s creatures….. Right next to the Mashed potatoes and gravy. Enjoy yourselves everyone. Happy Thanksgiving.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Go out to eat, Dad, have turkey, ham, mashed potatoes and gravy, corn pudding, cranberry sauce, and pumpkin pie. Leave Lio at home, he’s big enough to work a can opener.

vanpelt - Sounds like a menu my family & I would love! We’re not crazy about fowl either.

I’m not really into eating vegetarian; they’re hard to catch, and they scream like you wouldn’t believe.

Sherlock - LOL!