Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 10, 2018

She couldn’t if it was made of lead.

It’s fun to pop things! Ask Ed Edd and Eddy.

tempting, is it not, Marigold?

Why do I have a feeling this is a rerun.

For this Christmas, Phoebe could get Marigold a big roll of bubble wrap. She could pop the bubbles using either her horn or her hooves.

The temptation to misuse that horn must be terrible.

The temptation to misuse that horn must be terrible.

But does Charlie Brown’s kite ever get stuck on her horn?

That balloon is brown. What is in it that makes it brown?

If I were a unicorn, the temptation to poke things (not just balloons), would be terrible.

At least she was (sort of) asking instead of just poking indiscriminately!

Just one rouge gust of wind and it wouldn’t be your fault…. Sparkle… POP!

That balloon looks like poo

To this day, this is one of my favorite Phoebe and Her Unicorn Installments. To this day, you hear me?