Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 08, 2018

She’s 999,999 in a million.

She’s that good at cheating.

The hair magic mishap has spread to the colorist today.

If Dakota says she can do better on a test than Phoebe, then isn’t she supposed to be the nerd?

We need a spinoff comic of Dakota; there’s only so much one can take of miss goody two shoes.

Leave it to Dakota to brag about how she didn’t even score 1% last year.

I’ll bet she gets high score in Putt Putt golf.

As we have not standarized test here, I don’t know what she’s talking about, to me she’s saying she belongs to the 99% of the average.

I know a unicorn that could put her in her place!

Every time I see Dakota:

https://ibb.co/f1hUtS

“You’re not even that smart.”

“Dakota!”

Dakota can clean Marigold’s stall :~)

An ego so big they had to name two states after her!

Marigold should make Dakota bald again to humble her and put her in her place. And then give Phoebe a big beautiful head of hair!

Dakota would get along great with another ego person from a cartoon show called “Gravity Falls” (or would that be too annoying? lol!)

I remember once, Dana utilized a joke involving Phoebe not knowing when to call Dakota Da-GLOAT-a. This strip is holding the door! (Comment with the strip where Dana utilized that pun… I can’t come to think of it)