The government loves you and will care for you. Give the government more power, more money and more authority over your lives. Let the government care for you from cradle to grave. You will never live long enough to regret it.
Honestly, why does anybody care if Trump had an affair before he became president? John Kennedy had one in office; Ted Kennedy, well watch the movie Chappaquiddick; Eisenhower, FDR, they all fooled around. OH wait I forgot the most famous one, Bill Clinton!! So why does anybody care?
Sorry, but this sort of hyperbole – “I didn’t get what I wanted so my representative/the system must be corrupt” – only disenfranchises more and guarantees that end
Vampire lore says the vamps used to keep “blood bags” around—people under their spell whose blood they could feast on regularly. That’s what I see when I look in the mirror, bite marks on my neck and all. And we stretch our necks so they can get a better bite! It feels so great that I’m going to vote for him again! Democracy? It was lovely while it lasted.
Since there’s been more than one comment about Stormy Daniels here, I’ll leave this as a new comment.
The important thing to remember about the Stormy Daniels suit is that it’s about a settlement agreement, not a non-disclosure agreement. The difference is that a non-disclosure agreement prevents Party A from saying false things that would be damaging to Party B. A settlement agreement prevents Party A from saying (or revealing) true things that would be damaging to Party B.
This education in law is brought to you by a listener of the @openargs podcast. Don’t take legal advice from a podcast.
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
The difference between Stormy Daniels and most politicians?
She has integrity and there are certain things she won’t do for money.
HAPPY EASTER
kaffekup over 6 years ago
You got me, Steph!
Bilan over 6 years ago
But, democracy does work. You get the snake oil salesman that convinced you to vote for him.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 6 years ago
That sounds about accurate. Nice one, Rat
Egrayjames over 6 years ago
America has the best politicians money can buy.
Brass Orchid Premium Member over 6 years ago
The government loves you and will care for you. Give the government more power, more money and more authority over your lives. Let the government care for you from cradle to grave. You will never live long enough to regret it.
jpayne4040 over 6 years ago
Our government at work! Great picture of our financial system too!
Jabroniville Premium Member over 6 years ago
LOL- love Pig’s laughter at the incredulity of believing in things.
tripwire45 over 6 years ago
Politicians on both side of the aisle have this quality in common, alas.
F-Flash over 6 years ago
April Fool’s day is a holiday in Washington DC.
Radish the wordsmith over 6 years ago
When banks win they keep the profit
When banks lose the taxpayer bails them out.
VICTOR PROULX over 6 years ago
“We are led by the least among us. The least noble, the least intelligent, the least visionary.” Terence McKenna
Sportymonk over 6 years ago
Honestly, why does anybody care if Trump had an affair before he became president? John Kennedy had one in office; Ted Kennedy, well watch the movie Chappaquiddick; Eisenhower, FDR, they all fooled around. OH wait I forgot the most famous one, Bill Clinton!! So why does anybody care?
jackproarty over 6 years ago
I knew it.
waes-hael over 6 years ago
Sorry, but this sort of hyperbole – “I didn’t get what I wanted so my representative/the system must be corrupt” – only disenfranchises more and guarantees that end
JohnE.Jablonski over 6 years ago
If only we had a federal govt with limited powers so that all those bribes would be meaningless.
grocks over 6 years ago
Ohh – Pig’s comment is the most painful.
Kind&Kinder over 6 years ago
Vampire lore says the vamps used to keep “blood bags” around—people under their spell whose blood they could feast on regularly. That’s what I see when I look in the mirror, bite marks on my neck and all. And we stretch our necks so they can get a better bite! It feels so great that I’m going to vote for him again! Democracy? It was lovely while it lasted.
Sisyphos over 6 years ago
Can you say “Wells Fargo,” Congressman? Or do you stay bought (the definition of a ’good" politician)?
griffon8 over 6 years ago
Since there’s been more than one comment about Stormy Daniels here, I’ll leave this as a new comment.
The important thing to remember about the Stormy Daniels suit is that it’s about a settlement agreement, not a non-disclosure agreement. The difference is that a non-disclosure agreement prevents Party A from saying false things that would be damaging to Party B. A settlement agreement prevents Party A from saying (or revealing) true things that would be damaging to Party B.
This education in law is brought to you by a listener of the @openargs podcast. Don’t take legal advice from a podcast.
rk over 6 years ago
And what should show up following this strip but a Wells Fargo banner ad. NOT April fools.
WCraft Premium Member over 6 years ago
Pastis is a genius.