Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 10, 2018

They went thataway.

That is some interesting combination of Ballardian and imaginative Western garb, there, Hank. Better get those six-shooters tied down. By the way, where’s your horse?

Giddyup aoom poppa oom poppa mow mow.

(Sorry, I can’t find the Long Tall Texan link for this particular one).

I think it is the chili posse that is calling. No more meatloaf!

the posse that’s after his mind which wandered off

Hank doesn’t mean his posse posse. He mean his posse posse.

I don’t want to belong to any posse that would have me as a member.

He just finished watching “High Noon” yesterday, and is just doing his duty.

The posse what’s cleanin’ up the saloon!

His friend Bob was telling him about his boil and said “we need to catch this quick, it’s really pus-ee…” (I know that’s spelled wrong ☺)

I hope you have an s…load of dimes in the event you come across an unexpected toll booth.

Typical Ballard Street Cowboy. He’s all hat and no horse !

Even his dog won’t follow him !

@linguist: It’s time to reconsider any scheme if your dog stays with momma.

What possessed him to join a posse?

That’s unposseble.

Just remember, Pilgrim, it’s always better to catch up with the posse, than to have the posse catch up with you !

Dillon seems to be in a big hurry to leave Ms Kitty’s place this morning.