Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for March 05, 2018

and to go along with the boozing, the mooching for Andy’s own pint

Boozing takes practice

You need a well lubricated team to run smoothly.

" In"a football team? In the USA we’re “on” a team…or not!

I had to quit rugby because I can’t sing..

“Yes” doesn’t need a code. Action speaks louder than words.

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Call me “boring” but I would rather have an orange juice or a Coke. Both are refreshing drinks.

Consuming alcohol kind of defeats the purpose of keeping fit.

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I’e often found it puzzling how someone as lazy as Andy would partake in a sport as strenuous as football. Then again, this is the same Andy that gets into fights, so perhaps it’s not so much of a stretch after all.