Close to Home by John McPherson for March 05, 2018

Especially if you wrap their lower limbs in seal meat.

What a dummy (all of them)!

Not the sharpist tool in the shed…

Cause sharks always go for plastic over organic meat…

Naked mannequins no less.

His chances of what? Causing the sharks to laugh themselves fuzzy?

Threefold? More like two thirds?

The wave on the right hand side looks like a hand or a shark or something…

The plan might have worked too…..if the mannequins hadn’t been arrested for indecent exposure.

I would much rather have a robot like the one played by Alicia Vikander in “Ex Machina” on either side.

And once Dan’s finished diving for the day, he’ll have something with which to entertain himself back in his bachelor pad.

The "Jaws"fear strikes again. Odds of shark attack are less than lightning strike.

You’ve gotta wonder what kind of a mind it takes to think this stuff up! :)

I’m unclear, does he want to be attacked?