Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for March 14, 2018

Another reason never to talk to Rat.

That’s one way to do it, or just flip them off

Very therapeutic.

I agree with Rat in panels 1, 2, and 4; and it’s difficult for me to say so.

Is this where they got the term rat-a-tat-tat?

Far better to learn the fine art of not taking offense than to worry about offending people over every little thing.

We all have our ways of achieving closure!

That’s certainly one way to manage anger…don’t.

That’s a great punch line,Rat.

Maybe Rat needs a girlfriend? Please introduce Rat to Ratonya.

You’re a rat. Why not just bite them?

Rat’s channeling Mike Tyson again…

It actually works.

Dont ever get Rat cheesed at you!

Actually, Rat, the key is hitting fifty.

“O’Rilley at the Bar” — Dan Hicks and his Hot Licks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=taUqF78Aeko

What else would you expect from Rat?

I mean, seriously?

xxx

This new, more mature Rat is getting soft; old, immature Rat would then have kicked them while they were down….

Well, for this country, I guess that is mature, Rat.

I’ve ascended to a level where I care so little, I don’t consider it worth the assault and battery charge to punch the other person. If I’m going to put myself in a position to have to endure the U.S. legal system and condescend to submit to flawed judgments by mere humans, it will be for a very good reason, and only after making the police and the DA’s office work hard to be able to charge and convict me. >:D

Wow, I have autism and even I wouldn’t immaturely punch out people!