Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for March 13, 2018

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    Defective Premium Member over 6 years ago

    This is what always bugged me about the old cartoons. Turtles can’t take off their shells. My father thought they could and he probably learned it from a cartoon.

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    Defective Premium Member over 6 years ago

    This is what always bugged me about the old cartoons. Turtles can’t take off their shells. My father thought they could and he probably learned it from a cartoon.

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    Stevefk  over 6 years ago

    Yeah, but he had to shell out for the TSA pre-check services!

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    jreckard  over 6 years ago

    One snail felt he was being mistreated by some TSA officers – he wound up slugging it out.

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    ptnjbrown  over 6 years ago

    Shells are classified as “Carry On” luggage.

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    Courage the Cowardly Dog!  over 6 years ago

    I wonder what will happen to the Teenage Mutant Ninja kind??

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    Bill The Nuke  over 6 years ago

    TSA = Turtle Screening Agency?

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    pekenpug  over 6 years ago

    Poor guy at the end of the line is having a hard time getting unshelled. Looks complicated. Does the bottom have hinges? Don’t see any. Not as easy as I thought to be a turtle.

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    anorok2  over 6 years ago

    Yuck!…naked turtles1

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    Christine Morgan Premium Member over 6 years ago

    One of the perks being able to go through the TSA pre-check line. I don’t have to take off my shoes! (Unless they’re steel toes…)

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