Drabble by Kevin Fagan for April 15, 2018

that’s low, even for you.

You can always get a cat out of a chair without resorting to such means Ralph. Just pick her up and love on her, sit down with her in your lap.

This reminds of an old Family Circus, when the pets mistook an electric pencil sharpener for the can opener.

The cat food I use is in pouches. When I did use the cans, they had pop top. My cats don’t respond to the can opener.

I see whose side Mom is on.

Throw that lazy worthless CAT outside where it can lay on the hood of your car in the sunshine

This is the perfect of example of “What goes around, comes around”.

Gotta love that Pavlov stuff.

What a miserable person. Picks the cat over her own husband.