Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for March 15, 2018

finger quotes, hoof quotes… po-tay-to, po-tah-to

You know, quote unquote doesn’t give you a good indicator of when the quote ends unless the unquote comes after it.

So really, what I just quoted was first absolutely nothing, and then “ends unless the”.

Next she’ll probably try clapping with her hooves.

I’m more interested on how Marigold did that without falling flat on her face!

looks like finger quotes to me….

that or a very happy Nixon impression!

but your good at scoring a “Touch Down”

but your good at scoring a “Touch Down”

It behooves her to keep on trying.

unless you put hinges on your hooves, it’s gonna be a losing battle, Marigold. Save yourself the time.

nice “fingerhoof quotes,”^ mG. you get a carrot.

^fingerhoof quotes