Gil Thorp by Henry Barajas and Rachel Merrill for March 20, 2018

It’s dribbled moron.

It’s stuffed with feathers. Cheap, chopped chicken feathers.

Boy, he’s really bringing the attitude.

This is really sad. What’s next Mark Trail?

I think Marty’s booty is safe from Johnny Derp and the Pirates of Puerto Rico here.

Another R & W gem…somehow they get Barry Livingston to appear without William Demarest.

Levin later sports the hat from Captain Hook’s Fish and Chips (home of the Clamwich) that he got from Judge Rienhold in a storage auction.

In all reality , Aye Aye me mates this broadcast is sponsored by Long John Silver’s Seafood Restaurant where Milford’s elites meets and eats . Our fish are all caught and flown in daily from Puerto Rico .

The Jumping of the Shark redux!Fonz

This story line is beyond stupid!!!

How are the girls not swarming this guy?

Great, a sports dweeb.

This will make Marty Moon look good, amigos.

Since Young Levin is the face of MPN (another acronym for our arsenal GilPa fans), his on air persona is “Dirty Ernie.” There is an old joke about a foul mouthed 3rd grader named Ernie who shares a profane phrase for each letter of the alphabet. Ex: R. Rats, big m…..

Why not just spin the camera around and show the game sans commentary?

It’s only October in Milford???

next season he’ll dress up as the Morax and make a weak case for saving trees by switching to aluminum bats.

He’s from the Milford Butt Pirate Network

I think he’s about to get stuffed in a locker.

Next, the kids will be chanting “we want Moon!, we want Moon!…”

P1: “…or NO ONE…”

P2: Why are his eyes closed in the camera? Take it back to Big Lots for a refund.

As Dick Loudon (Bob Newhart) put it so well on that one episode: “Har… Me Buckos?”

Why would they need a computer geek to announce the game, rather than just to set it up? He’ll make sure no one is listening by giving horrible play-by-play. All he needs to call the game is “From downtown…YES!!!!”

In all reality , where are Paloma and Katrina . You know they won’t be suspended

So they picked a guy who is going to be more irritating then Marty?

To repeat, cheap, chopped chicken feathers. No Dick Van Dyke fans out there?

Both. Pumped up with air & stuffed through the rim.

P1, Duncan Hines brought plenty of ants with him to Goshen.

P2, Reminds me of one of my favorite hair lip jokes. Little Duncan goes out Trick or Treating dressed as a pirate. He knocks on my door and I ask, “Where’s your buccaneers?” He replies, “Under my buckin’ hat! Now gimme some candy!”

P3, Duncan, you look like someone who knows a lot about pumping but you’re about to get a basketball stuffed someplace you may not like. Or maybe you will.