Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 17, 2018

Man, when you make up your own rules and you can’t win, that’s pathetic.

Liberace’s outfit must’ve slowed him down when walking around. (Thank goodness the Scottish national animal isn’t some monster in a loch.)

That explains why “The Unicorn” is traditionally played on St. Patrick’s Day. “You’ll see green alligators and long-necked geese….”

Liberace’s outfit was “Queen Neptune”! ;o)

Those Scots and their whiskey; they see all sorts of things.

I have nothing agains unicorns, but I don’t get why they gave that title to them.

How can an imaginary animal be a national animal? Just asking.

And Scotland’s National Anthem is “It was a one eyed one horn flying purple people eater”.

Naismith’s original rules, written on pencil and still on display at Kansas, don’t bear much resemblance to the violent blood sport that basketball has become.

So Naismith resembled Teddy Roosevelt.

The Scots,unlike some RBION readers, have a sense of humor. (They also drink a lot)