Dog Eat Doug by Brian Anderson for March 15, 2018

EVIL.

Don’t try to understand ’em

Just rope ’em, throw, and brand ’em

Soon we’ll be livin’ high and wide

My cats are not allowed to hang out with these cats

I’ve heard of porch package thieves, but a whole truck?

“I am a bowhunting athlete, training intensively each and every day to become the Ultimate Predator.” – Cameron Hanes.

Guess who Cameron trained under?

“Go big or go home.”

Those cats give cats a bad name.

They’ve gone retro. They didn’t use a tractor beam.

Unless, that UPS truck is loaded with catnip or treats? What are you going to do with it?