Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for March 21, 2018

Well, I am of German descent, so call me an Otto Normalverbraucher as well.

I’m going with Heinrich Sechserpacken.

I believe the “Peppa Pig” story; Australia has some of the most dangerous spiders in the world.

I think Otto Standard Consumer would be a better translation

It would appear that Peppa was drawn by Pigasso…

mmm. Nothing like a big stack of placentas with butter and maple syrup!

The fiends! How could they teach kids not to fear spiders?

I’m smarter than the otto normal average bear.

Well, Australia has a lot of poisonous spiders, so I think it has sense.