Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for March 20, 2018

Well within the range of a sling-propelled stone then. Must have been hard on the glazing.

But has he been to the promised land

So what did you do at your hotel? To sleep- perchance to dream: ay, there’s the rub! Or did you have to suffer from the slings and arrows of all those tourists? You know how people can be so Philistine about the truth at these sites.

And in that hotel he probably drank Singapore Slings!

And in that hotel he probably drank Singapore Slings!

In the 1980’s there was in Jerusalem, not far from the King David hotel, the “Goliath Bar.” Their catchphrase was “Just a stone’s throw from the King David.”

Instead of a Rim Shot, today, will go with a Sling Shot !

As Sean Connery reminds us, “Never bring a knife to a gunfight.” As David reminds us, “Never bring a club to a sling fight.”

… but it was made of glass, so I didn’t stay long.

…and there was this guy kept looking into my third-floor window.

Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated. Well if your going to play hopscotch?