Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for April 13, 2018

You know, that would work out for everyone.

305BUCKETS is right. I see Military school in Nate’s future.

People seem to miss the fourth wall breaking … Nate will NEVER pass sixth grade.

Let’s send Nate to Cynthia’s (Barney&Clyde) private school; she’ll whip him into Shape!

He has been in sixth grade for a long long time.

Guess the date- TRY and guess the date of the comic strip when my PROFILE PICTURE was used! (hint- it is a Sunday strip about Nate taking a test)

And yet, next fall he will be greeted by Mrs. Godfrey again as he sets into a new year at PS 38 in the sixth grade!

They would just send you to a different school, ya know be a transfer.

Well, Nate has been in the 6th grade for the longest time so there is no reason for him to worry. ;)

Nate’s 6th grade career may be fabled, but there is no moral to the story.

This Rings so true. My wife is a teacher and kids do this because of the “No kid left behind”. They dont care because they know they will be moving to the next grade no matter what.

Fun Fact: The Nate face I used for my new profile picture in in tomorrow’s strip.

Today’s random comic!!!

http://www.gocomics.com/bignate/1993/08/28?ct=v&cti=2105031

Sometimes I read Big Nate and I wonder if Mr. Peirce had any regrets.

Nate Clone Says: You already ARE repeating the 6th grade for eternity. And I’m pretty sure the teachers don’t like it. I’m pretty sure they’d take a day off just to GET AWAY from you.

Nate Clone Says: Since Big Nate seems to be dead indefinitely, Imma let out a strange trivia fact about the strip each weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed, Thurs, & Fri.). I mean, I’m NATE’S DANG CLONE! I SHOULD know everything about it.

Fact of the day:

Nate shouldn’t keep asking for a dog from Marty, as he already HAS ONE in his locker. (How does it even live in there?)

today’s my birthday

Had this comic included a lampshade or anything like that, this would’ve been a great comic.

In my school, if you get three Fs, you have to repeat the grade.

Random Song of the day- Grace (ft. G-Easy)- You Don’t Owe Me

Ever read The Best Christmas Pageant Ever? Nate is like all the Herdman kids.

You can only fail a class in high school, which is a huge leap to make for many students who don’t take their grades too seriously. They get a really rude awakening come grade nine as their teachers teach so many students that they can not stop lessons for just one student; they often don’t care. In elementary school, you would advance to the next grade no matter what.

I want to make another analysis but I’m afraid people will flag me and I’ll get banned. :(

BREAKING NEWS: Kawhi Leonard tore his right achillies and is out 2-4 months

Cavs Kevin Love won’t miss any games at all.

But Al Horford will be out for 4-6 months.

Nate always repeats 6th grade, right?

If you were worried about Garrett Temple, he is out 4-6 months with an ACL Tear

I mean, he always gets the same teachers.

Trading begins w/ Isaiah Thomas traded BACK to the Cavaliers.

Nate is a genius. Well thought done, indeed. See you at detention!

Wow, Fred VanVleet suspended for 2-4 weeks and Norman Powell out for the rest of the season with a broken ankle.

Raptors need to trade.

Mr. Triple Double vs Latvian Monster. Big game tonight!

Russel Westbrook, Paul George, and Steven Adams suspended. Wow. The Thunder now have NOBODY.

Courtney Lee will be out a long time with a fractured collarbone after Steven Adams, for no reason, threw a basketball RIGHT AT HIM.

Sorry, a broken wrist.

Sadly, as a teacher, I’ve seen it happen – often.

you HAVE been a sixth grader forever (at least since 1991)

I like how Francis talks about being in sixth grade forever, and this is what, his 27th year in sixth grade?

Isn’t he always stuck in sixth grade forever.

Nate IS stuck in 6th grade.

but- aren’t they all stuck in sixth grade anyways?…

he already is stuck in a loop of 6th grade.

hay jogamer 1432,no1 cares!

It’s the district that decides that, not the teachers, Nate.

Yep, they hate him.