In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for March 21, 2018

I did fire him. I don’t think he took it well. This was his final project.

Shooting bricks would have a whole new meaning.

Yeah, but you still get the swish. “Nothin’ but net” will now be a problem, though.

I always wondered where the term flush for a basketball dunk came from.

“Splash” has been used more frequently (See Curry and Thompson) in stead of swish. But kerplunk just doesn’t have that special ring to it.

going to miss either way.

It’s a slam dump.

WIth half the league 7 feet tall, this may be the only way to bring a challenge back to the game.