Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 28, 2018

malpractice…

It’s always embarrassing when you have gas.

Rickard must have just recently watched the movie “Darkstar”.

Now he’s going to need an air transfusion. I hope they have the right type.

Now if we could just do that to all the windbags in Congress…or on social media…whatever.

That sure deflated his ego. Now his wrinkles are really showing.

Somebody needs to let the air out of this situation.

If he develops a bad back, Dr. Mel can always twist him into different (animal) shapes.

“Always consult your doctor before taking Untiedea. Side effects of Untiedea may include . . . . . . "

You should be feeling a little light headed now.

The ‘cure’ is worse than the ailment.

They’re married now. Dr. Mel just tied the knot.

That’s rather untiedy…

Hmm, given that this balloon is floating, that means it’s filled with something lighter than air (equivalent to support the weight of the balloon). Therefore, to lose weight, the balloon should get more gas and be fatter . . .

But… does a balloon even have a spleen?

Side effects may include flatulence, impotence, and death.