Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for March 26, 2018

I would have expected “You have gas. There’s a quick cure…” (with a needle behind his back)

Loosen your tie.

So, if I want to lose weight I just have to reduce my air intake?

I always read Brewster’s voice with the voice of the The Flesh from “Action League Now.”

So switch from helium to hydrogen, Half the atomic weight. And it doesn’t make you talk funny.

What, the airhead got tanked? What?

Just wait until the other 98 red balloons arrive.

I recommend he consult a clown. What those guys can do with balloons is nothing short of miraculous.

hello to Bruno Zeigerts.

I wouldn’t go to Dr. Mel though…He has an inflated ego.

I prescribe acupuncture.

I wonder how docs use injections on these strange creatures.

Ancient astronaut theorists suggest that balloon creatures from outer space are full of hot air.

The planet of the balloon creatures. The only planet in the universe where blowing up isn’t a crime.

Pencil sharpeners and ball pens with a nib smaller than 0.7mm are banned on the planet of the balloon creatures due to safety reasons.

On the planet of the balloon creatures, the rich and the powerful run higher up, on helium, while the poor peasants roll above ground level, as they run on cheaper and heavier gas.

“…And a nice, soothing massage… by Killbot…”

Tanks a lot, doc.

If he loses any more weight, he’s going to hit the roof.

No liposuction? Or is that a joke for later in the week?

Everyone keeps talking about deflation to lose weight. But being as they are floating, that would indicate helium “air” inside—which is lighter than air. So to lose weight, they should ingest MORE helium.

Normally stress causes weight gain, but in this case being under pressure would make him smaller.

Tank you!

Hm, I thought Doc was a mad scientist, not a medical doctor likely to prescribe. But then again, those gloves … those gloves!

Mel’s been over-prescribing bubble wrap to them, and now they’re addictied to popping pills.

Tanks for the memories!