Moderately Confused by Jeff Stahler for March 26, 2018

Would you rather have Punxsutawney Phil up there?

I still waiting for it. Astronomically, it’s here. Meteorologically, not so much.

That may be the Bluebird of Happiness come to adjust your outlook.

Locals are being attacked by hawks. Nature is revolting.

Thought it was a man bun for a second then saw the lipstick. Course that means nothing nowadays.

Time to wash those dreadlocks!

This is reminiscent of one of the early urban myths: A girl dying of spiders in her brain when they nested in her 60’s style beehive hairdo.