Kliban by B. Kliban for March 30, 2018

Pretty convenient having that last one on the coast.

Does Bass Pro have a good selection of fish hammering supplies?

I can see there was disagreement about whether fish-hammering was agriculture, sport, or religion. Best to make it a category of its own.

Looks like a map of Elbonia, from “Dilbert”.

Spawning ground of the flatfish.

Drinking like a fish and getting hammered?

An obvious case of red lining.

If it’s not Elbonia, as @Masterskrain suggests, then it must be Lower Slobovia from Li’l Abner !

But what’s happening on the isthmus?

It appears that the official national animal is a rat!