That is Priceless by Steve Melcher for March 12, 2018

A prince?

No thanks, you could be Andrew who has no chance at the throne.

You’ll pay me $130,000 to sign a non-disclosure agreement?

@FUNNY_HA_HA : “No my lawyer will pay you…my hands are too small.”

“Listen fly breath, if I kiss you and you do not turn into a prince, I’ll squash you like the bug eater you are.”

Do that thing with your tongue again. Hmmm…

Nope! I hear it is hard to talk with a frog in your throat.

“Have I got the part?”

So when he became a prince, he ended up getting another harassment charge when they found him fondling a sleeping princess.

Hello my honey, hello my baby, hello my ragtime gal…

She’d publicly go to her lawyer. Everybody knows a hot babe can get a lot from a jury.

“Plunk your magic twanger, Froggy.”

“Hiya, Kids! Hiya! Hiya! Hiya!”

Kiss me again but this time with a little more tongue.

“No it wasn’t good for me!”“You can’t just hop on and hop off.”

Once upon a time: 

https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Franz_von_Stuck_Es_war_einmal_1891.jpg 

(best viewed using Google Chrome, which can automatically translate most pages as necessary) has info and links that point to info about this roughly jumbo envelope size painting.

http://www.artnet.com/artists/franz-von-stuck/ 

http://www.victorianweb.org/decadence/painting/vonstuck/index.html 

https://www.wga.hu/bio_m/s/stuck/biograph.html 

https://books.google.com/books?id=HngY3S3s2jAC&pg=PA180#v=onepage&q&f=false 

https://www.dhm.de/lemo/biografie/franz-stuck 

http://www.all-art.org/symbolism/5-germany02.htm 

all have info about this artist (again, click any of his name links for more about him, Chrome can translate as necessary), in addition to those (perhaps indirectly) pointed to by the first URL. So far, 2 other works (one twice, repeated as a Super Bowl Classic 2/3/18) by him have been used here. 

http://www.gocomics.com/that-is-priceless/2013/03/27?comments=visible 

has the prior strip, which sadly, though my comment text is there with the line breaks removed, its 18 hyperlinks remain inactive. &?@#!#%&!

Again, a larger strip image is shown by clicking the image in Mr. Melcher’s MASTERPIECE #1906 (March 11, 2018) blog entry, accessible by the Check out the blog! box after the last comment.

Bluetooth earbuds would eventually have less visible receiving apparatus.

Popular in Houston during the oil price crash of the ’80s:

Two women walking down a sidewalk heard a tiny voice from the gutter. It was a frog saying “Help me, help me. If you kiss me I’ll turn into a handsome oil man.” One woman picks him up and puts him in her purse. The other woman asks “Aren’t you going to kiss him?” “Heck no,” says the first woman, “a talking frog might be worth something.”

He might have had better luck with a sword and a pistol by his side.

the end of the million dollar frog.

He’s not a prince – he’s just got a fetish for human girls.

“You’re not a frog Prince – you’re just a toad Viscount ! I can do better!”