Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 06, 2018

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    willispate  over 6 years ago

    cue Heart Attack and Divorce in 3, 2, 1..

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    awomanonwheels  over 6 years ago

    What is she waiting for, and does she have a defibrillator nearby?

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    Grey Forest  over 6 years ago

    I wonder how many old men are going to die tomorrow from this Heart Attack idea?

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    Farside99  over 6 years ago

    Last time, she was able to make him jump 3 feet straight up, still in the sitting position. This time she has a video camera going and hopes to beat 4 feet and send it to the Guinness World Records.

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    Superfrog  over 6 years ago

    Muriel’s solution is usually an overcymbalification.

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    danketaz Premium Member over 6 years ago

    The significance of which shall hit him in a moment.

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 6 years ago

    He’s going to be nuanced into the middle of next week.

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    Bilan  over 6 years ago

    Why doesn’t she just do what most wives do, remove the batteries from his remote and use her remote to watch her show?

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    Say What? Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Isn’t there a meme like this involving cymbals, a polar bear, and a penguin?

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    ladykat  over 6 years ago

    Someone’s in for a nasty shock to his nervous system.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 6 years ago

    She’ll regret this when she does his laundry… (come on, we all know he doesn’t know how to run a washing machine.)

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    Linguist  over 6 years ago

    A cymbalic gesture to titillate his tympanic bone !

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    benthere7  over 6 years ago

    OMG!

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    Stan McSerr  over 6 years ago

    After, he will no longer be able to hear her.

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    Charlie Tuba  over 6 years ago

    If you don’t like the new layout on GoComics.com (Overview and not the full comic unless you click on “Comics”), submit feedback by clicking “Contact Us” below.

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    dogday Premium Member over 6 years ago

    This is most effective if used with proper timing during the original “Night of the Living Dead”, when the first female character is slowly climbing the stairs for the first time -- rocket propellant ain’t got NUTHIN’ on that effect!

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    Kind&Kinder  over 6 years ago

    I love these quiet moments just before all hell breaks loose!

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Wait a minute!! You mean to tell me that the new format in emails is the result of a GoComics change?

    I thought that it was some problem with AOL that wasn’t properly displaying the comics!

    BTW, I also have Comcast, and GoComics emails that I forward from AOL to my Comcast address have no problem displaying properly.

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    I also notice that when you post a comment, the page automatically returns to the top.

    Very irritating.

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again, after 50 years in the system/program coding business…

    You should not change things just for change’s sake,

    and

    If it ain’t broke, DON’T FIX IT !!!

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Oh, and ‘reply to’ doesn’t work either…

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    Linguist  over 6 years ago

    I’ll ask again. Does anyone else get a green check mark on the right hand corner of their comment box when they start a new comment ?

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    Needles2sayu~sewFunny  over 6 years ago

    Yes

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