Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 06, 2018

Orrg is obviously ahead of his time.

I always heard that the shoehorn was invented by some heel! Org’s other invention attempt at making a comb out of a fish skeleton had already been patented.

I went to several stores looking for a shoehorn and I got looks as if I were crazy. No one knew what I was talking about.

Can’t be the first tool – based on the woman, they obviously already have the leg shaver.

Too short. Invent it longer.

Gosh, I didn’t realize the shoe horn came before the shoe!!!

next invention: the cart

next invention after that: the horse

Wife sharpens shoe horn and invents razor.

Sorry, but that looks like the second tool, Orrg. You were the first tool.