Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 02, 2018

I was pumped to be the first responder but… this is just too real to be funny.

I wonder who will win the naming rights to the Moon…

Billions and billions of stars served….

You might think a cup of Starbucks’ coffee is expensive here.

You lose a lot of weight eating at this McDonald’s. Unfortunately, you gain it all back on Earth.

The drive-thru window must have a tiny airlock.

“I’d like a micro-quarter pounder.”

I always knew Ronald was a Killer Clown From Outer Space!

I’ll be here all week.

A parking lot?

How about an orbiting golf course….. be interesting to see how the players would get around the lack of gravity.

They pay a lot, but the commute is horrible.

This is a great idea – In the movie 2001: A Space Odyssey you would take the Pan Am space shuttle to the station. They had a Hilton and a Howard Johnson hotel. I bet they had great Restaurants to. We should have done this from the start; people would pay big money to go vacation in space. Then you could make a grand theme park on the moon. In that level of gravity, I could see some fantastic roller coasters. It’s a Big money maker. But it’s now 2018 we mucked this up and missed out.

He’s also going to build a wall around it and guess who is going to pay for it . . . ?