Overboard by Chip Dunham for March 28, 2018

I dream about a sushi tree…

Of course zest not a hamburger plant, it’s zee ham bush.

I dream of a lobster, shrimp, and clam hedge, and an ornamental melted butter bush.

I’m still waiting for a PIZZA vine.

You guys let me know when you find that Hamburger bush!

Like that money tree they keep talking about!

There’s just got to be a bacon patch.

When the kids were little I convinced them that if you plant mini marshmallows in the garden a marshmallow plant would grow.

Sometimes dreams do seem real, Louie!

Good morning Crew!

True story: I have a friend who is a vegetarian. Years ago, she came over to help me paint a wall for which she had designed a mural. (She’s an architect) Brad went to McDs’ to get us breakfast. She told him anything was OK as long it didn’t have any meat on it. He came back with McMuffins. When she looked at hers, she said it had meat. Brad said no, it was just bacon. So, for the past 30 yrs we’ve all give Brad a hard time about the bacon bush.

Another true story: Around the same time, I was driving home one day and saw a big billboard for Der Weinerschnitzel. In large letters it said “Vegetarians can eat the bun”. I don’t know why but it cracked me up.

If you didn’t SMELL it, it wasn’t there, buddy!

BBC April Fool spaghetti harvest joke!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaghetti-tree_hoax

Dogday re yesterday. I have always said if my 4 legged friends aren’t in heaven to greet me when I get there (assuming that’s where I go LOL!) I “ain’t goin’”.

Had our daughter sitting over a little hole with eggs in it at grandma’s farm waiting for them to hatch.

Sounds good to me! I’d also take a donut bush, or a chocolate bush, or a …

Good Evening, Crew.