Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 28, 2018

If the tree is so smart, it should use the argument that the dirt must be older, since the dirt had to already be there for the tree to grow in it.

First there was dirt, then there were trees. Everyone knows that.

First there was dirt, then there were trees. Everyone knows that.

As old as the hills and twice as dusty.

I’m so far over the hill, I can’t remember the hump.

- apologies to Jack Elam

I told my dad one time that he wasn’t as old as dirt, but he was around when dirt was still shiny.

He’s got the dirt on you.

So we’re walking on talking stuff, aren’t we?

Now THAT made me laugh! “stupid dirt”….