Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for March 20, 2018

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    su43dipta  over 6 years ago

    The Pelican:

    “A wonderful bird is the pelican,

    His bill will hold more than his belican.

    He can take in his beak

    Food enough for a week,

    But I’m damned if I see how the helican.”

    - Ogden Nash.

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 6 years ago

    No can do more tonight….

    it’s uncanny.

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    Nathan Daniels  over 6 years ago

    Or the tou…..as in “toucan play at this game”.

    Or the you…..as in youcan tune a piano but youcan not tuna fish”.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Yes you can!

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    Daniel Jacobson  over 6 years ago

    I have used openers on the first three cans, but, what is a pelican opener like?

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