“Santa Hates Me” - that’s gotta go on a T-shirt. It would also be a good title for a million-selling novelty Christmas song.
(That reminds me - I should really get to work on “What’s In The Pipe, Santa?”)
By the way, hawgowar, Lucas is French-Canadian. I’m pretty sure Santa is cool with les quebecois(es?) in general, so his antipathy towards Lucas is likely personal.
margueritem over 13 years ago
Tremendously sad.
Sisyphos over 13 years ago
What could one feel for Lucas were there no such thing as pity? Yes, Santa hates you! Wanna know why?!
ejcapulet over 13 years ago
I’m thinking it ain’t just Santa.
hawgowar over 13 years ago
Of course Santa hates him. He’s either French or looks enough like a Frenchman.
The missing M. Smokey over 13 years ago
Even bunnies have doubts about you.
fritzoid Premium Member over 13 years ago
“Santa Hates Me” - that’s gotta go on a T-shirt. It would also be a good title for a million-selling novelty Christmas song.
(That reminds me - I should really get to work on “What’s In The Pipe, Santa?”)
By the way, hawgowar, Lucas is French-Canadian. I’m pretty sure Santa is cool with les quebecois(es?) in general, so his antipathy towards Lucas is likely personal.
Tantor over 13 years ago
No little toys for Lucas this year…
danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago
First God now Santa?