Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for December 04, 2010

That may be good news.

The first sign of senility.

Senility nothing! Sometimes it’s the only way you get intelligent answers!

So, what, exactly are you missing?

I talk to and my bowling ball. Although, it doesn’t seem to help much.

I talk to my cat, and she meows back occasionally.

Eh?

I was going to say what rickmac said.

my mother used to say you can talk to yourself all you want, just don’t answer yourself, if you do they’ll give you 30 days (She meant in the loonybin.)

The old Hawaiians used to say (according to my old Dad, who was there for the opening of Kaneohe NAS) that it was OK to go out on the sand dunes and talk to yourself.

When the answers started making sense, then it was time to go home.

I prefer “monologue” or “soliloquy.” They sound so much better than “delusional” or “psychotic” when talking to moi.