Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for April 21, 2018

If ‘twas an accident, Poncho, then why is there an archery target in front of the recliner in which you’re sitting?

I would like to bring something to your attention Poncho. There is only one dog in that house and God knows how many cats. I think they lost count of them at some point. If you don’t behave yourself they will gang up on you and you will be in a world of hurt. Just something to think about.

@ALONDRA: This is one of the major diffs between dogs and cats. Dogs are pack animals, like their ancestors the wolf. Cats usually hunt alone, so they rarely gang up on another animal…

Chaz is way to lenient: Pack his Butt back to Mistress Margo!

Had a Cocker Spaniel that learned to jump on the front of the rocking recliner to flip the sleeping cat off the back.

Guess this is Poncho’s take on “Stupid Pet Tricks.”

This one totally made me laugh out loud!! Hard to be so innocent, Poncho, when the target is right there. I know – it was just a coincidence, right?

Give Poncho a break. I mean he did not necessarily know there was a cat there and, just in case, he added a nice soft round pillow for it to land on. Is it his fault he is lucky and accurate?

And the kick is good! Another field goal for Poncho!

The origin of cat-apult ;-)