Betty by Gary Delainey and Gerry Rasmussen for April 07, 2018

Pour in cereal and see.

The Cone of Shame.

The funnel makes snacking easier.

Like the carnivorous flower, Bud waits for his prey to be attracted by gravity then slip inside the cone to be swallowed and digested.

Let’s hope Betty gets hit by a bus.

My hubby uses a special product called beard oil, smells good and makes his beard soft and doesn’t itch

Don’t go out in a rainstorm, Bub, you might drown.

Wash your beard every day in the shower and then use beard oil. Yes, it is a thing.

This is brilliant!!

Works as camouflage, too.

That’s why I got rid of my beard years ago. Couldn’t stand the constant itching.

It also helps you resist the urge to chew on your own tail.