Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 04, 2010

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from the tip top secretive dossiers of s.p.e.a.r. subject: dynaman (note: not "dynaman") first appearance: 11-13-05 aliases: daniel arron mann, reporter for the "planet bulge", a regional "newspaper." affiliations: mousse of the month club. dated jenn erica (status: dumped) and ms. amazement (status: super dumped). known enemies: dr. noxious, split ends, bed head (note: last two are not villains but actual hair related afflictions. we're serious.) origin: reportedly received his powers from an unlikely combination of lightning strike, radioactive werewolf, alien amulet, and power plant explosion, but steroids are just as likely(ref: 5-7-06). powers: Strength, flight, energy blasts. weaknesses: must change costume mid-fight to avoid looking like a "battle-damaged hobo." drink of choice: lime rickey.