FoxTrot by Bill Amend for December 12, 2010
December 05, 2010
December 19, 2010
Transcript:
Paige: Don't you have a big book report to do? Jason: I'm writing it as we speak. Paige: No you aren't! You're playing World of Warquest! Jason: Unlike some people, I can multitask. See all those monsters I'm killing? I'm doing it in such a way that their corpses are arranged to form letters and words on the ground. Then it's a simple matter of printing our screenshots for my teacher. My introductory paragraph alone got me 240,000 experience points and a sweet blue dagger. Paige: And mom wonders why I go psycho that your grades are better than mine. Jason: Oh, shoot. Those ogres should've been capitalized.
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 14 years ago
Jason got rid of that dumb iFruit machine, I see.
dwlee79 about 14 years ago
Still an iFruit, but newer, I like the way he thinks!
alviebird about 14 years ago
He must have decapitated them.
kittenpah about 14 years ago
No puns allowed this early. Or is that late?
T. Shepherd creator about 14 years ago
I’m sure Jason’s paper will be as long as a dissertation.
lightblade77 about 14 years ago
Now why didn’t I think of this? Pure genius, Jason.
ses1066 about 14 years ago
That is the way to enCAPsulate your thoughts Jason!
Biltil Premium Member about 14 years ago
Jason can’t be using an Airbook, too thin to draw.
annamargaret1866 about 14 years ago
Second frame, fourth frame, down at the bottom, back of the ‘puter: “iFruit”. Sorry, VistaBill :-)
Fogger_man about 14 years ago
No problem, Jason. Just zoom in on them!
Mbfrezon about 14 years ago
Got all your Alts to 85 yet Bill? I’m a hair from 84 on my main!
Shikamoo Premium Member about 14 years ago
Genius is as genius does.
thebird55 said, about 17 hours ago He must have decapitated them.
Good one!
Vista Bill Raley and Comet™ about 14 years ago
I was half asleep when I read this last night and failed to notice that Jason is still using an iFruit. Thanks for pointing it out, guys!
DerkinsVanPelt218 about 14 years ago
It must be a new Insight-based iFruit, as opposed to the old one that ran on a C5 MegaPC-based one.
dfowensby about 14 years ago
i dont get it. is this a Unix joke?
Mbfrezon about 14 years ago
Yes i had noticed it was thinner. Must have gotten an upgrade.
And Teresa, war(craft)quest is srs bsns.
jordy18 over 12 years ago
This was the first Foxtrot I ever read. I laughed my face off.