Close to Home by John McPherson for April 06, 2018

Water on a grease fire?

Clowns at the Overlook? Sounds like a possible crossover sequel to The Shining and It.

Alright you guys, quit your clowning around and don’t you try anything funny!

The only reason cannibals don’t eat clowns is they would taste funny.

Now the pies will be soggy

So, how many clowns does it take to put out a kitchen fire in a hotel?

The Overlook hotel is the same name is the hotel in ‘The Shining’