Brevity by Dan Thompson for April 10, 2018

Ewww…. Fozzie’s navel is a little too fuzzy for my taste.

I don’t think I could bear it in my drink.

You should also try the lint’l soup.

As weird as the guy behind the bar.

Is that a Hickory Daiquiri,,, Doc?

If it spills, does he have to muppet up?

It will make you turn green.

As long as they don’t have any miss piggies in blankets………

I wonder if they serve drinks in Beakers.

Statler: “But why is it priceless?”Waldorf: “Because no one will pay any price for it!”