Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for November 23, 2010

And you speaking with a forked tongue doesn’t amount to much either!

Good Morning Everyone

Snakes, why does it have to be snakes???

Okay…….I can’t see any faces. ……

Sir Lew…..can I have some of your meds…..???

But only during half-time.

Enough is enough! I have had it with these monkey fighting snakes in this Monday through Friday toon!

(a slight edit of the TV edit of that movie quote)

uhhmmm.. he IS a snake charmer by profession folks.

Looking at him, I would take a guess that it’s not a champagne flute she’s talking about…

I’d say that I am every bit as charming as this guy but I don’t want to toot my own horn.

Hmm–it was painful to look more closely, but the only two faces I see are the ones with their eyes as the snake nostrils–and I’m not entirely sure about the one on the left.

As Sgt, Schultz said, “I see nothing!”

thunder only thunders when it’s raining And players only love you When they’re playing…

I’m really offended by this. {Somebody had to say it}

Is this some kind of Sikh joke?

I guess that being a snake, you take what you can get.

What’s to be offended about? Now I’m offended! Two perfectly decent, scaly, slithering, deadly corbas, and everyone is squeamish.

:-D

I’m offended at the assumption that “any man” is as “gross” as this, in football season or out of it.

LOL J.R. Apart from the beer belly, diaper, er what-ch-ma-call-it and the five -o’clock shadow, he’s perfect! Charmed, I’m sure.