Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for December 01, 2010

Somehow, the phones that ring always have the weirdest tones.

Hey, that would be “Soo-weet”

I used to have a co-worker whose ring tone was a catfight. You could hear it from across the office. He changed it about three days after he got there because it took that long to convince him it’d be better for workplace relations.

And did the little piggy cry ” wee-wee-wee ” all the way home…

Pig Latin.

I heard one that said ” I’ve got the clap and I’m giving it to you” in song

A Razorback an

What are the things flying past the window? Plates? Balloons?

This one reminds me of a goofy game I used to play called Pig Mania. In the game, you roll two little plastic pigs from a cup and earn points depending on how they land. You can also predict someone’s results by “hog calling”, or calling “SOO-EE!”, beforehand. Fun times.